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April 04, 2012, 02:48:39 PM
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bondobill

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We are in trouble
« on: April 04, 2012, 02:48:39 PM »
We are in a heap of trouble...
 
The
population of this country is 300 million.

160
million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the
work.

There are 85 million in school.  

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
 
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal
government.
Leaving 20 million to do the work.
 
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied
with killing TERRORISTS !!
 
 Which leaves 17.2
million to do the work.

Take from that total the 15.8
million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that
leaves 1.4 million to do the
work.

At any given
time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving
1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people
in prisons.  

That leaves just two people to do the
work.
You and me.
 And there
you are,
Sitting on your butt,
 At your computer, reading jokes..

 

Nice. Real nice.

Bill  :cheers:
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"We contend that for a nation to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle."

- Winston Churchill

Bill

April 04, 2012, 03:18:07 PM
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Re: We are in trouble
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2012, 03:18:07 PM »
:lol:

Good 'un Bill!!

You forgot my 22 year old kid. He dropped out of college, won't work, and is a Marxist.

If he could get paid for sucking a bong he'd be retired.

April 04, 2012, 04:08:44 PM
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Re: We are in trouble
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2012, 04:08:44 PM »
Quote from: "bondobill"
And there
you are,
Sitting on your butt,
 At your computer, reading jokes..
Nice. Real nice.
Bill  :cheers:

I'm MODDING, thank you very much. :mrgreen:
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April 04, 2012, 06:35:37 PM
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Re: We are in trouble
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2012, 06:35:37 PM »
Great stuff Bill, I was on the edge of my seat till the end  :thumright:
Scott
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April 05, 2012, 07:19:18 PM
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Re: We are in trouble
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2012, 07:19:18 PM »
I always wondered why there were so many people driving the streets when I'm trying to get to my customers during the day.
Mike

 


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