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March 17, 2012, 11:22:47 PM
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« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2012, 11:22:47 PM »
I think this sums it up......

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March 18, 2012, 03:57:48 AM
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« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2012, 03:57:48 AM »
Big T storm here so...Good morning :flower:

Bob, that's great! Funny how they know it all 'til they get called out.


Here's one from last Wednesday:

We ship a lot of high value, so have to take the boxes to Fedex and get a receipt from the ladies there. They are all very nice. Walk in, some woman not from around here was bitching out one of them about the price quoted for Priority Overnight. It was 36 bucks.

She said she had called first, was told it was 36 bucks, and had driven all the way out there. And now, she was told that the 36 bucks only covered the shipment ONE WAY...... :shock:  :shock:

What a dumass. But she is getting louder and crappier. I was second in line behind her...so finally I said "ma'm, it goes over everything online...you need to DO YOUR HOMEWORK."

Well if looks could kill I'd a been smote down. She huffs and puffs, grabs up her Fedex envelope, and says....

"To hell with this....I'll just e-mail it!"

BWAHAHA :flower:

Dumass!

March 18, 2012, 10:21:53 AM
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« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2012, 10:21:53 AM »
That sir, is classic!!!!!

One afternoon when I was about 15, I was hanging out on the end of the steam boat wharf (lived on an island then) looking out over the harbor full of moored lobster boats.   One of the  female visitors that was there came up to me and said "It looks just like the post cards.. And isn't nice how they park all the boats in the same direction"......
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March 18, 2012, 10:31:37 PM
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« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2012, 10:31:37 PM »
Quote from: "dburr"
That sir, is classic!!!!!

One afternoon when I was about 15, I was hanging out on the end of the steam boat wharf (lived on an island then) looking out over the harbor full of moored lobster boats.   One of the  female visitors that was there came up to me and said "It looks just like the post cards.. And isn't nice how they park all the boats in the same direction"......

Or as heard not that long ago - two guys trying to get their boat in a place where they could fish:

Guy #1:  Parks the boat over there!
Guy #2:  Hain't you never been on a boat before?  You don't park no boat - you ankles it!  

You can't make this stuff up...
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March 18, 2012, 11:32:24 PM
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« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2012, 11:32:24 PM »
Classic-
So in college I was dating a girl who- lets just say was way hotter than smarter... so at the time my parents had recently moved to the 16th floor of a condo building on Jensen Beach (which could justify a "dumba$$ title on it's own in my opinion but thats another story)... anyway, we are out on their porch which overlooks the beach, amazing view. A few drinks into the night, there's a cruise ship several miles off-shore, lit up like they normally are, and heading south at a pretty good clip.
The girl finally notices the ship and asks, "what's that"... to which my dad (who's a huge practical joker and bit of a wise-a$$) beats everyone to explaining as "oh thats the west end of the Bahamas!"... which totally blows the mind of my date and consequently tells me I should keep looking! hahaha.
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March 19, 2012, 05:31:22 PM
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