Word for the month...

[seabob4]

After witnessing just a lot of stupid people lately, they now all fall under the category...DUMBA$$

That is my word for the month...

[John Jones]

Yep.  Dealing with them in day to day life is bad enough.  Traveling all the time seems to increase the frequency of having to deal with them.  Airport security checkpoints and boarding gates especially.  The percentage of snowbirds in the mix seems to have major impact.  

[wessnapp]

Airport security checkpoints and boarding gates especially.  

YES!  I spend quite a bit of time in airports.  The other DUMBA$$ES are the people walking through the terminal who just for no reason stop walking.  They stop right in the middle of everyone and everything as if they are the only ones there.   :evil:

[icemanbryan]

Very good word of the Month!

[wingtime]

OH YEAH perfect word!  Like the Dumba$$ that pulled out in front of me while I was towing my boat...  DUMBA$$!     Like Red Forman says how bout a nice foot in your A$$ DUMBA$$!  

[John Jones]

[gran398]

Need that magic stick of JJ's for the DUMASS that just drilled 4 wrong holes in my new console...then filled it with marine-tex to "hide" it

[flounderpounder225]

Up here my neighbors and I after discussing this last week over a few cold ones, have begun considering formation of a new organization, AAS, Americans Against Stupid.

[seabob4]

So I was in Publix last week in Spring Hill.  Left my cart in front of the milk section, with one item in it, to get something at the end of the aisle across from it.  Turn around, and some old guy is using his cart to push my cart out of the way.  Guess what?  The carts lock.  His cart is now hopelessly intertwined with my cart.  He pushes forward, the carts move forward.  He pulls back, the carts move back...

I grabbed my one item out of my cart, looked him in the eye, turned around, and, hopefully muttered loud enough, ..."Dumba$$!!"

BTW, he had a LOT of items in his cart...

[GoneFission]

Sometimes my wife refers to something I say as "smarta$$"    to which I usually reply "would you prefer dumba$$?"     She usally picks the better option of the two not-so-good choices...  

But as Ron White says, "you can't fix stupid!"  Caution - clicking on link below may be hazardous to something:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gxKStPXyn8

[John Jones]

I keep telling my wife that "I wish they had a rehab for ding-bats".  (meaning her of course)  After 30 years it does not have the same effect that it used to.

[gran398]

'Ol Ron ain't right...but must agree...stupid is forever.

JJ...that's funny stuff right there

Funny how when all is said and done...if momma ain't happy....

[seabob4]

Another Publix moment!!!

Look over my right shoulder, all is clear (angled aisles, one way), back out, horn blows LOUDLY!!  Stupid young thing driving up the wrong way!  And she was overweight, saw her in the store.  I sit there, her window's open, my window's open.  She says "I gotta move"...I says, "No, I don't.  Back up."  She get's pissed, 'cause I ain't moving.  F her!  So she backs up...quickly...right into a Buick right rear bumper and quarter panel.  So I pull back in my spot, get out, go around to the rear of her car to assess the damage (and get her tag), and tell her that she should just wait there until the owner comes out.  She doesn't want to.  I tell her, "Sweetheart, I have your tag number.  I'll wait here for the owner to come out and explain to her or him why their car is damaged by some girl who was in the wrong and decided she was too much in a hurry to stick around and explain things.  Sound good to you?  BTW, law enforcement calls that hit and run"...

She got rid of the case of "DUMBA$$ES" real quick...

[wingtime]

Nice!    Gee I wonder what the arrows on the pavement mean?

[seabob4]

Nice!    Gee I wonder what the arrows on the pavement mean?

They point to ME!!!  ME!!!  ME!!!

That's the deal these days...

Come out of same publix onto street that has a right turn only lane...and THE DUMBA$$ WANTS TO GO STRAIGHT!!!

Not a good day in Spring Hill... :x