Air Force?

[GoneFission]

For my Air Force friends out there - gotta be able to take a joke!  

[flounderpounder225]

Yeah, that one has been out in many forms over the years.  Just like when the air force builds a base, they plan the clubs, golf courses, shopping facilities etc... Then when all that is done, they figure where the airfield will go.  But that's ok, we all have our inter-service ribbing, but we all do our jobs and carry on.  The ribbing is just part of the good hearted rivalry.  

[seabob4]

So a Jarhead and an Airman go into the bathroom (head?  Latrine? Powder room?) to take a leak.  They finish, walk up to the sinks, the Jarhead goes to wash his hands, the Airman proceeds to comb his hair.  The Jarhead says, "In the Marines, they teach us to wash our hands after we take a piss."

The Airman replies, "In the Air Force, they teach us not to piss on our hands..."

[GoneFission]

Badda-Bing Bob!  

So a local Christmas tree farm decides to do something for the troops and offers free Christmas trees for armed forces personnel who want to cut them down.  Two airmen and a two jarheads arrive about the same time, and cut down nice, big trees.  The jarheads are dragging theirs out by the tops, and the limbs are getting snagged every few steps.   The airmen stop and suggest the Marines drag the trees by the stump end so they won't get hung up.  The Marines get the idea and change.  A little while later, one Marine comments to the other "Hey, it's a lot easier pulling the trees from this end."  To which his comrade replied "Yeah, but it seems we keep getting further away from our truck."  

Boogidie-Bump!

[John Jones]

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