9 Dangerous Words

[MarshMarlowe196]

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

 

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

 

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

 

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

 

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

 

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

 

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell

 

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

[Circle Hooked]

I would have to say that's pretty acurate.

[John Jones]

Yep.  It should be mandatory training before marriage.

[seabob4]

As the Brit's would say, "Spot On!"

[Blue Agave]

Yep.  It should be mandatory training before marriage.

This should be mandatory before dating or getting involved with women!

[RickK]

Yep.  It should be mandatory training before marriage.

This should be mandatory before dating or getting involved with women!

Agreed

[icemanbryan]

there should be a class for this

[Capt. Bill]

there should be a class for this

Absolutely :!:  :!:  :!:

[gran398]

Whoever penned that had a LOT of experience with the fairer sex.

The training class should focus on teaching us average dummies how to avoid/diffuse the use of these words.

That's gonna be some pricey tuition.

If you young boys decide to buy the unit...go ahead and spring for the maintenance plan

[GoneFission]

Actually you provided the 10 dangerous words.  The 10th one is the one that is missing - and of course that is no word - silence!  It is rare, but very dangerous...     :evil:

[seabob4]

Actually you provided the 10 dangerous words.  The 10th one is the one that is missing - and of course that is no word - silence!  It is rare, but very dangerous...     :evil:

Silence is the worst...

"Morning, Honey, how are you?"  Silence.

"Can I get you anything?"  Silence.

"What did I do?"  Silence.

Man, you are...well, you know...

[Capt. Bill]

If your going to throw silence in there than we can't forget the look  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  


"Good Morning Honey" Silence and the look.  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  It's over than

[gran398]

Yep, silence....and the "LOOK"

Good thinkin' fellers.

Just the thought of it jamaican me sweat.

[John Jones]

No woman can beat my wife at the "look".  

[gran398]

Jamaican me laugh JJ.  Laugh hard