Play on words:
C Creature Puller
Could lead to blindness:
Captain's Constant Plaything
Warning when docking:
Closer, Closer, Pow!
Ok, you prefer the Bahamas:
Chub Cay Please!
Or, for the drinkers:
Canadian Club Please
Bass fishers:
Chub Catching Paradise
John McCain may know:
Cindy Can Provide
Fishy?
Cuda Convict on Parole
More fish - get it?
Cuttlefish Color Parade
Medical - old wives tale:
Cold Conch Piripism
New Englander:
Catch Cod Please
New England Gansta:
Cape Cod Playa
Crabby:
Crab Cook Pot
Gambling:
Cleaver Card Player
Applies to someone you know:
Crooked Conniving Prick
Get a loan to buy her?
Cool Credit Purchase
Got a name that begins with C?
Cool (Carl, Charlie, etc.)'s Plaything
Got babes on the boat?
C-Cup Paradise or C-Cup Parade...
Hairdresser:
Cut, Color, Perm
Ex-Con:
Cleared County Pen
Ok about enough, but after the whisky:
CC Pee
See ya on the water!