Dudes, yo, whose dissin my boat?

[gcapehart]

Yeah the man has been dissin the old lady and I. With no respect we got nuttin :cry: . So how "bout" super cool names like : rocket, shooting star, flying fish, Bass Tasker, Flounder Finder, Tarpon Taker, Snapper Seizer, Halibut Hauler, Marlin Marauder, Florida Freeway Fish Finder: I can go on dudes. Can you dig it. This is like soooooooooooooooooo massive man!

[Capt. Bob]

I'm the wrong dude to ask about boat names.

[GoneFission]

Yo Bro - ya wants names?  We gots 'em!

The original list, culled from several web sites, is:

Appalling Puns
"Hot Ruddered Bum"
"Si yes da"
"L.L. Boat"
"Sail Bad The Sinner"
"Bow Down"
"Sexual Heeling"
"Ahoy Vey"
"Yacht Sea"
"Makin' Luff"

Financial
"A Crewed Interest"
"Myovadraft"
"The Loan Ranger"
"Colin's Tuition"

Medical
"BiopSea"
"Irritable Bow"
"Bow Movement"
"Sir Osis of the River"
"Vitamin Sea"
"Autopsea"

Sophomoric
"Breakin wind"
"Blow Me"
"Poopy Express"
"Master Baiter"
"My Assiss Dragon"
"Wet Dream"
"Norwegian Woody"

Questionable
Seen on a Catamaran, "Double Penetration"
"Spank Me" (Raceboat. Imagine the T-Shirts)
"Cunning Stunts"
"Rumple IVskin"
Aquamorons
"Blue Vein Throbber"
"Four Play"
"Sea Clit"
"Seaduced Too"
"Hoosier Daddy"
"Dixie Normous"
"Lucky Sperm"
"Show Me The Money"
"Floating Seamen"
"Nauti Lust"
"La-Sea"

Clever
"If it doesn't come when you call it, why name it" (An Olympic Trial Finn)
"Weazel" with a tender called "One Eye"
"Change Order" and the dinghy named: "original contract"
"WOFTAM" waste of f'n time and money!
"Miss America" (Nothing as embarrassing as calling into the race committee to get a slip and saying, Race Committee, this is Miss America" or having to wear the shirts!)
"Time and Money"
"Head First"
"Sea Cup" (Skippered by a woman)
"Runs With Scissors"
"Support the Right to Arm Bears"

Relationships
"Don't tell the wife" How about that on a Mayday? Mayday, Mayday, Don't tell the wife!
"Alternative Girlfriend"
"Mom's Mink"
"FUJIMO" - (F___ You Jane, I'm Moving Out ...
"She Got the House"
"Pissed N Broke"
Obscure
"Dances with Sheep" (Kiwi Boat)
"The World's Largest Prairie Dog"
"Shoot Low They're Riding Chickens"

And a few more:- Adoryble (On a Dory)
- All Gulls and No Buoys
- Bad Atti-toad
- Banker's Hours
- Bay Bay
- Baysic Necessity
- Beaverlicious
- Beer Bait n 'Ammo
- Bezerker (a little scary as it was on a Hallberg Rassy)
- Better Knot
- Between the Sheets
- Big E Nuf (amazingly this was a sailboat. Probably motored a lot)
- Bikini Bottom
- Bimini Cricket
- Bite Me (on a fishing boat)
- Knotty Boys
- Messing About
- Gravyboat
- Bottoms Up
- Boat-acious
- Buoys in the Hood
- Learning Curve (written upside down on a sailboat)
- Sea-duction
- Sea Ya
- Loon-a-Sea
- Cur-n-Sea
- SeaRenity
- Tip Sea
- Seanile
- X2Sea
- LegaSea
- Itza -Du-Zea (Oyvay)
- Tax Seavation
- Slipless in Seattle
- Feelin Nauti
- Nauti Girl
- Nauti & Nice
- Reel Nauti
- Nauti Nurses  
- Nauti Intentions