Fishing vs Sex

[bondobill]

Fishing vs. Sex
 
#20 - No matter how much beer you've had, you can still Fish.
 
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while fishing.
 
#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
 
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
 
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet.

#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.

#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
 
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

#10 - You will not go blind if you Fish by yourself.
 
#9 - When hiring Fishing pros, you never have to wonder if they are really undercover cops.

#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to fish with you without getting sued for "fishing harassment".

#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
 
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
 
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
 
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished last week! Is fishing all you ever think
about ?

Bill

[RickK]

Good stuff Bill  

[wingtime]

ha ha ha  That's classic stuff there.  

[seabob4]

"You won't go blind..."

[Capt. Bob]

And hair won't grow on your palm

That could affect casting ya know.

 Life member of the The Larry Talbot Society

[GoneFission]

Funny stuff right there...    

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFlCD5CYAcU

[gran398]

I'd just like to catch a fish

[bondobill]

And hair won't grow on your palm

 
 
Bill

[wingtime]

So thats why I need reading glasses now!  

[gran398]

So thats why I need reading glasses now!  

If that were a crime....would have been on death row at thirteen