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August 28, 2012, 04:23:53 PM
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Darwin Award?
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On a jet ski, at dark, with a hurricane approaching?

PENSACOLA, Florida -- A 47-year-old jet skier went missing Monday night in the Gulf of Mexico off Pensacola, Fla., and the U.S. Coast Guard is in an active search to find him.

The identity of the jet skier was not immediately released.

Coast Guard spokesman Lt. j.g. Timothy Williams said that the man's wife called the Pensacola station of the Coast Guard about 8:30 p.m. after the man failed to return from his jet ski outing at the planned time an hour earlier.

The Coast Guard had three helicopters and an HC-144 fixed-wing aircraft at the scene Tuesday afternoon, Williams said.

"The Coast Guard is making every attempt to relocate the missing person; however, as Tropical Storm Isaac continues to build offshore, the increasing winds and seas make search conditions unsafe for air crews," Williams said. He added that the search would eventually be suspended when Isaac's effects became too intense for rescuers to continue.
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August 28, 2012, 04:35:21 PM
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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2012, 04:35:21 PM »
As Bob would say, DUMBASS!

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August 28, 2012, 06:10:53 PM
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The Coast Guard is making every attempt to relocate the missing person
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August 28, 2012, 06:21:43 PM
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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2012, 06:21:43 PM »
I smell some insurance fraud.... or just a Dumbass!
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August 28, 2012, 06:31:07 PM
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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2012, 06:31:07 PM »
Not sure about the night part but I know some jet skiers go out to jump the big surf that an offshore storm brings with it.
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August 28, 2012, 07:04:22 PM
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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2012, 07:04:22 PM »
Insurance fraud makes sense. No one can be THAT stupid....can they?

August 28, 2012, 07:22:02 PM
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2012, 07:22:02 PM »
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Insurance fraud makes sense. No one can be THAT stupid....can they?

Did you really ask that question, Scott? :wink:


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August 28, 2012, 07:53:45 PM
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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2012, 07:53:45 PM »
I am not so sure,
out here on the West Coast some time back.
A guy exploded his boat,
He told Harbor Patrol he smelled gas, not having a working flashlight,
He used his friends lighter :scratch:
They actually survived!
As Bob White say's You cant fix stupid!

August 28, 2012, 09:59:45 PM
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The limitations on Genius and Stupidity are well defined.

There are no limits to Stupidity. :mrgreen:
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September 01, 2012, 10:17:43 PM
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Body washes ashore at Pensacola NAS; believed to be that of missing Jet-Skiier
Published: Friday, August 31, 2012, 7:44 AM     Updated: Friday, August 31, 2012, 8:11 AM
Debbie M. Lord, Press-Register By Debbie M. Lord, Press-Register

Authorities believe that a body that washed ashore at Naval Air Station Pensacola Thursday night is that of a man missing after going Jet Skiing Monday, according to a story in The Pensacola News Journal.

The man's wife reported him missing when he failed to return after going out on a personal watercraft. The man's identity was not released.

For the full story, see The Pensacola News Journal.

http://blog.al.com/live/2012/08/body_wa ... sacol.html
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September 02, 2012, 08:53:45 AM
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« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2012, 08:53:45 AM »
Looks like maybe "you CAN fix stupid". It's a shame.  Susie and I took a drive last Tuesday afternoon down the beach road towards orange beach she wanted to get some pics of the beach with the big waves coming ashore.  We were standing on the dune line getting some pics and here is this young dude with his GF and he is showing her his bravery by walking out into the surf, 15 ft waves crashing down, for as far as you could see out on the gulf it was chocolate brown with seas up to 16 ft.  And I was thinking.... If he loses his footing off the drop off we have here along our beaches he's gone...
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September 02, 2012, 11:03:28 AM
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« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2012, 11:03:28 AM »
His wife and kids are the ones that have to suffer his stupidity.
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September 02, 2012, 01:13:34 PM
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« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2012, 01:13:34 PM »
What he ^ said  :thumright:

BTW, I'm watching a show on BBC here in the UK about scuba divers swimming with crocodiles - there's a bright idea  :idea:   Even they're unsure of whether it's a good idea or not.  :roll:
Let's add these guys to the list.
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September 02, 2012, 03:58:26 PM
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« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2012, 03:58:26 PM »
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What he ^ said  :thumright:
BTW, I'm watching a show on BBC here in the UK about scuba divers swimming with crocodiles.

Rick - aren't the Olympics over?   :scratch:   Why are you still in the land of warm beer?   :cry:
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September 03, 2012, 02:45:10 AM
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« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2012, 02:45:10 AM »
I left the UK on 28July to come back home, the day after the Olympics started officially (actually they started the previous Wednesday).  Came back over this past Friday for a couple weeks. And will be back at end of Oct too. That should take care of overseas travel until Jan.  Still have one more US trip before end of year though.
BTW, the Paralympics are going on in London now. As big as the regular Olympics.
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