This is a true story, happened about three weeks ago:
A country boy from around here was getting married, so he and his best fourteen friends decide to have the bachelor's party in Vegas.
Now these are country boys. For some of them, it was the first time they had ever been on a plane.
They got to drinking on the haul from ATL to Vegas. One of them decided he had to have a smoke. He knew he couldn't smoke in the cabin, so he went back to check out the head.
He sees this little round thing on the ceiling...thinks it's a ceiling fan. Lights up, and blows the smoke towards the round thing.
Did I mention they had been drinking?