Boat names that suit an aquasport

[c master]

Some of my all time favorites (all taken) are

Anchor Management

Bouy Wonder

Nothin' but Net

[Capt Matt]

Never named one of my boats but always liked the names   "stinky fingers" or  "smells like fish"

Capt Matt

[flounderpounder225]

I told the boys this story a long time ago, but it is still funny, so here goes:

One of my buddies vinyl lettered his boat "Flounder Queen"

He kept it on a lift.

One night one of his friends pulled up to the opposite side of the lift, took a razor knife, and partially cut off the letter "n" in "queen"... turning it into an "r"

He rode around all summer, everyone was pointing and laughing...he'd just smile and wave back!!!

   

Oh , there goes the beer spewing on the computer again.... that's some funny stuff right there...    

[seabob4]

Bobber...

[BTF112989]

I like Kelsea, but I really like Cavi-Tate!

Phallic Cranium is a creative way of saying D**k Head.  I like that.

I would have loved to see the look on your friends face when he realized Flounder had been on his boat for that long without him knowing.  

Its hard to come up with a boat name that has not been done before.  I think I have an original one, google it, then see it has already been done.

The original Ben Fishin' is my 12 foot jon boat my grandfather helped me find/buy when I was 10 years old.  When he gave me a unrigged boat in his backyard for Christmas, it was naturally destined to become Ben Fishin' II.  Now that I have bought a boat that has nothing to do with my grandfather, I can't decide whether to continue the name or not.  

Ben Fishin':

Ben Fishin' II:

[GoneFission]

The original list, culled from several web sites, is:
Appalling Puns
"Hot Ruddered Bum"
"Si yes da"
"L.L. Boat"
"Sail Bad The Sinner"
"Bow Down"
"Sexual Heeling"
"Ahoy Vey"
"Yacht Sea"
"Makin' Luff"

Financial
"A Crewed Interest"
"Myovadraft"
"The Loan Ranger"
"Colin's Tuition"

Medical
"BiopSea"
"Irritable Bow"
"Bow Movement"
"Sir Osis of the River"
"Vitamin Sea"
"Autopsea"

Sophomoric
"Breakin wind"
"Blow Me"
"Poopy Express"
"Master Baiter"
"My Assiss Dragon"
"Wet Dream"
"Norwegian Woody"

Questionable
Seen on a Catamaran, "Double Penetration"
"Spank Me" (Raceboat. Imagine the T-Shirts)
"Cunning Stunts"
"Rumple IVskin"

Aquamorons
"Blue Vein Throbber"
"Four Play"
"Sea Clit"
"Seaduced Too"
"Hoosier Daddy"
"Dixie Normous"
"Lucky Sperm"
"Show Me The Money"
"Floating Seamen"
"Nauti Lust"
"La-Sea"

Clever
"If it doesn't come when you call it, why name it" (An Olympic Trial Finn)
"Weazel" with a tender called "One Eye"
"Change Order" and the dinghy named: "original contract"
"WOFTAM" waste of f'n time and money!
"Miss America" (Nothing as embarrassing as calling into the race committee to get a slip and saying, Race Committee, this is Miss America" or having to wear the shirts!)
"Time and Money"
"Head First"
"Sea Cup" (Skippered by a woman)
"Runs With Scissors"
"Support the Right to Arm Bears"

Relationships
"Don't tell the wife" How about that on a Mayday? Mayday, Mayday, Don't tell the wife!
"Alternative Girlfriend"
"Mom's Mink"
"FUJIMO" - (F___ You Jane, I'm Moving Out ...
"She Got the House"
"Pissed N Broke"

Obscure
"Dances with Sheep" (Kiwi Boat)
"The World's Largest Prairie Dog"
"Shoot Low They're Riding Chickens"

And a few more:
- Adoryble (On a Dory)
- All Gulls and No Buoys
- Bad Atti-toad
- Banker's Hours
- Bay Bay
- Baysic Necessity
- Beaverlicious
- Beer Bait n 'Ammo
- Bezerker (a little scary as it was on a Hallberg Rassy)
- Better Knot
- Between the Sheets
- Big E Nuf (amazingly this was a sailboat. Probably motored a lot)
- Bikini Bottom
- Bimini Cricket
- Bite Me (on a fishing boat)
- Knotty Boys
- Messing About
- Gravyboat
- Bottoms Up
- Boat-acious
- Buoys in the Hood
- Learning Curve (written upside down on a sailboat)
- Sea-duction
- Sea Ya
- Loon-a-Sea
- Cur-n-Sea
- SeaRenity
- Tip Sea
- Seanile
- X2Sea
- LegaSea
- Itza -Du-Zea (Oyvay)
- Tax Seavation
- Slipless in Seattle
- Feelin Nauti
- Nauti Girl
- Nauti & Nice
- Reel Nauti
- Nauti Nurses  
- Nauti Intentions

And there's a web site of boat names:  
http://10000boatnames.com/

[RickK]

Man GF, you've been collecting these for a while  

[Capt. Bob]

And there's a web site of boat names:  
http://10000boatnames.com/

How nice.
Couldn't find mine. Ben (pun intended) using it since 1980.

[smitty 1]

MOMMA'S RIVAL     boat get all the attention, time and money

Smitty