Dungess crabs......man is that good!

[seabob4]

Funny you say that...

one time my mom said (admiringly) to my dad,

      "Hun, I think they broke the mold with that son of yours...."

My dad muttered (regretably),

       "Nope, Hun - I don't think "stupid" is moldable...."


      true story.... I immediately called Child Protective Services, MSNBC, Greta Van Sustrand, and a fancy media attorney, exactly in

that order.  And here I am today... drankin' PBR in California...go figure.  

Trace,
You need to hook up with SirFer on THT...you 2 could be the next comedy writers for an area somewhat south of you...

[gran398]

Excellent T!!

So here's a plan.

Why don't we all fly out there next summer for the first inaugural Californie Southern Redneck Aquasport Bash Extravaganza, Pebble Beach?

You know, kinda like the Concours d' Elegance, but with a toothpick twist?

http://www.pebblebeachconcours.net/

Whatcha think 8)

T...can you hannell it?

 

And guess what...maybe it ain't a joke. Some of us...we could actually show up  

[Mcdiver]

Gran,

We could charter a B-52 and take our boats!

[T Race]

Now just a cotton pickin' minute here !!!  

You feller's gonna need some accoutrements before just sashaying into Carmel or Pebble Beach.


1. Two ascots per..... in case you spill Beanie Weanies on the first one.

2. Matching white shoes and white belt, preferably with some Tartan plaid slacks; two inch short "crabber" slacks are best

3. All must have one of those 'never out of style' white Captain's hats, ala Thurston Howell III

4. A fat roll of S&H green stamps for the Senior Citizen Discount at the high end jewelery stores... Gran, YOU know that trick