A guy was sitting at home alone when he heard a knock on the front door.
There were two sheriffs' deputies there. He asked them if there was a problem.
One of the deputies asked if he was married and if he could see a picture of his wife.
The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.
The deputy says "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
The guy says "I know, but she has a great personality, and is a good cook too."
