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July 30, 2010, 06:36:20 PM
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seabob4

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Blondes and Paint...
« on: July 30, 2010, 06:36:20 PM »
Couldn't resist...

 

A blonde teenage girl, wanting to earn some extra money for  the Summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and  started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.  She went to the front door of the first house, and asked  the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.  'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my  porch,' he said. 'How much will you charge me?'  
 Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'  The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and  everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the Conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize  that our porch Goes ALL the way around the house?'  He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'  The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to Believe all those dumb blonde jokes.
 
 Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
 'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
 
 'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two  coats.'
 
 Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her
 along with a ten dollar tip.
 
  'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'


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July 30, 2010, 09:39:41 PM
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Re: Blondes and Paint...
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2010, 09:39:41 PM »
BINGO!!

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July 31, 2010, 12:31:08 AM
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slvrlng

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Re: Blondes and Paint...
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2010, 12:31:08 AM »
That is too dang funny! Being in the car business I can't wait to tell it to my boss on Monday!
Lewis
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July 31, 2010, 12:34:31 AM
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slvrlng

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Re: Blondes and Paint...
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2010, 12:34:31 AM »
Dang I was going to post something else but I'm still laughing.
Lewis
       1983 222 Osprey "Slipaway"
       1973 19-6 "Emily Lynn"
      

 


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