A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 4 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 20 blocks away but the same thing happened. He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home before him.
At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again, then a U turn and another right, goes over another bridge, turn right, then left and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot, saying to himself that cat must be freaking lost by now
so he dropped the cat there.
Hours later, the man called his wife at home and asked her, "Jen is the cat there?"
"Yes, why do you ask?"answered the wife.
Frustrated he said, "Put that f****ing cat on the phone, I'm f****ing lost
Marc..
