There was a very old woman who lived alone in a huge old wooden house in Brooksville Florida. He husband had passed away long ago and her children were grown and gone with families of their own.
She was in the attic one day, rummaging through all the old stuff up there when she found an old brass lantern.
She took the lantern downstairs and as she is rubbing it to clean it up, a Genie poped out.
The Genie says, 'old woman I've been trapped in than lantern for a thousand years. For your reward for releasing me I'm granting you three wishes.'
The old woman says, 'for my first wish, I want you to make me young and beautiful again.' The Genie blinked his eyes and her first wish was granted.
Then the old woman says, 'for my second wish, I want you to make me rich beyond my wildest dreams.' The Genie granted her second wish.
Then the old woman says, 'for my final wish I want you to take my cat and change him into a handsom young prince, so we can fall in love and be married.' The Genie granted her third wish.
Then the prince says:
"Aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"
