After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona .' The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Molson Canadia says, 'I'd like the best beer in the world,
give me a Molson Ale.’ The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, 'I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.' He gets it.
The guy from Budweiser sits down and says, 'Give me a Coke.'
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask,
'Why aren't you drinking a Budweiser?
The Budweiser president replies,
'Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.'
